Total Medals Earned: 150 (From 41 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,830 Points
Medals Earned: 8/63 (50/355 points)
Won the Cat Guard plush
Won the Hatty Hattington plush
Killed 100 Zombies in Madness Zombie Survival
Killed 50 Zombies in Madness Zombie Survival
Won the Pipistrello plush
Won the Rammy plush
Got a score of at least 10 in the FnF minigame!
Killed 200 zombies in Madness Zombie Survival!
Won the Alien Hominid plush
Won the Barbarian Boss plush
Won the Beefy Bear plush
Won the Beefy Villager plush
Won the Bitey Bat plush
Won the Chris Plushy
Won the Chutney plushy!
Won the Cyclops plush
Won the Edd plush
Won the Giraffey plush
Won the Hank plush
Killed 100 people in Hominid Homicide
Killed 50 people in Hominid Homicide
Survived 5 Minutes!
Won the Leo Plush!
Killed 500 enemies in Madness Arena!
Unlock the Katana in Madness Arena!
Unlocked the RPG in Madness Arena
Unlocked the shotgun in Madness Arena
Survived for 10 minutes!
Unlocked the uzi in Madness Arena
Won the Matt plush
Won the Monkeyface plush
Won the Pazzo plush
Won the Pico plush
Won the Pbot plushy!
Won the Red Knight plush
Won the Salad Fingers plush
Won the Satan plushy
Won the Scratchpaw plush
Won the Tank Man plush
Won the Behemoth Chicken plush
Won the Tom plush
Won the Tricky plush
Won the Yeti plush
Won the Zach plushy!
Unlocked the Minigun in Madness Arena!
Survived 5 Minutes
You won all of the plushies from the claw machine!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 6/8 (55/90 points)
first time calculating
0/0
what is 9 plus 10
calculate 5 times
calculate 10 times
r u ok
find the cupan
get random cantaloupe result
Medals Earned: 3/10 (15/185 points)
Complete the tutorial.
Visit the credits.
Full Combo Early Mornin' Booze.
Full Combo Drunken Do-Si-Do.
Full Combo Moonshine Melody.
Full Combo Holly Jolly Jivin'.
Full Combo Here We Go Again.
Medals Earned: 3/4 (25/30 points)
It looks like your vance skill is not good enough.
You probably tried very hard?
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/15 points)
Play the game on any day other than Christmas Day
Play the game a week before Christmas Day
Play the game on Christmas Day
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/15 points)
Medals Earned: 1/20 (10/495 points)
Destroy the cat's mobile fortress.
Bring NoLegs to the battlefield.
Master the elements.
Smash up an elite sentry.
Survive with 1HP remaining.
Fire the Ion Cannon for the first time.
Get 5000 points in part one.
Get 6000 points in part two.
Kill yourself.
Swept away by waves of fire.
Eat worms for breakfast.
Slay the undead dragon.
Beat the game on Normal Difficulty.
Get 10,000 points in survival.
Try out all swords.
Complete the bestiary by scanning all foes.
Beat the game on Hard Difficulty.
Hit the damage limit of 99999.
Defeat the final boss and save the world.
Beat the game on Epic Difficulty.
Medals Earned: 1/7 (50/340 points)
Break out the Sneaky Way
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Medals Earned: 5/5 (50/50 points)
First you get the money...
+1 to being progressive!
A brave trooper in the war against sexism.
Got a Pizza dat ass! Get it?
Let's Go!
Medals Earned: 3/49 (15/635 points)
Pull Kelly
Slay a slime
Slay a pink slime
Pull Steve
Pull Bunny Boy
Pull Rookie Ross
Pull Sally
Pull Faldor Orangebeard
Pull Herman
Get Marvin
Pull Trader Bob
Pull Ryan
Pull Castle Guard
Pull Officer Jim
Pull Sato
Pull Nina
Pull Raavek
Pull Fish
Pull Lemon Boy
Pull Helen
Pull Sir Ribbit
Pull King Harold
Pull Queen Eve
Pull Bigfoot
Pull Yeti
Pull Moai
Pull Tina
Pull Sierra Mix
Pull Squidly
Pull Floridian Man
Pull Pit the Duck
Pull A Very Handsome Fella
Pull Mentor Lance
Pull Axolotl Wizard
Slay a dunkie
Slay an iced dunkie
Slay a rat
Slay an albino rat
Slay a red mushroom
Slay a mushroom
Slay a lobster
Slay a blue lobster
Pull 30 times in one run
Pull 100 times total
Get 10 followers at once
Pay your rent 30 times total
Pay a rent of 100,000
Lose 100 gacha friends
Get Evicted 3 times